Oriental mongrel seeking a good fight

Hello net citizens!

My name is Long Wong Charlie and I just wrote a book called "All Good
Dragons Have Wonton for Breakfast"

Is it just me, or has it suddenly gotten really quiet in here?

Now I know that it's always best to wait for the movie to come out,
but why fight the urge while the food is getting cold?

If you hate Chinese food...
If you distrust stories of kooky immigrants...
If you believe in curses...
If you're an alcoholic...
If you dream at night of little Asian guys slipping off banana peels...


Then go see what the fuss is all about at Dragons !